Let's build a fic

So this game fic is about creating a fic together. Pok's sing turd thing gave me the idea.

This is how it works, I will say something and the next dud must continue by saying something else and then another dude and so on. Each sentence must have between 6 - 9 words. As the game goes, I will be updating the fic here.

So let's talk crap build!

This is the story of an ancient...